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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

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nosealviewing:

June 2014

Sunset Out the Window

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zohbugg:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

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theweedteacher:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana


OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Yaaaasssss

theweedteacher:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Yaaaasssss

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"There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more crazy about each other, especially when you are the only extra person in the room. It’s like watching Paris from an express caboose heading in the opposite direction—every second the city gets smaller and smaller, only you feel it’s really you getting smaller and smaller and lonelier and lonelier, rushing away from all those lights and excitement at about a million miles an hour."

- Sylvia Plath (via urbancatfitters)

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Source: bound2014